Molecular Genetics From The Gold Standard Labs

1 (track) How To Become A Virgin (0:49) :

2 (track) Who Wants A Dose Of The Clap? (0:59) :

3 (track) Twenty-Three Lubed-Up Schizophrenics With Delusions Of Grandeur (0:52) :

4 (track) Priest With The Sexually Transmitted Diseases Get Out Of My Bed (0:36) :

5 (track) The Half-Eaten Sausage Would Like To See You In His Office (0:50) :

6 (track) Perils Of Believing In Round Squares (0:58) :

7 (track) Flash's Theme (0:57) :

8 (track) Gluing Carpet To Your Genitals Does Not Make You A Cantaloupe (0:50) :

9 (track) Turning Your Merchandise Into A Ripped Wall Of Mini-Abs (0:39) :

10 (track) Bring Your 6.5 Italian Carbine (0:43) :

11 (track) Alas, Here Come The Hypochondriacs To Wait With You In The Lobby (0:44) :

12 (track) Siphoning Projectiles During Selective Amnesia (1:06) :

13 (track) Flight Of The Wounded Locust (2:38) :

14 (track) Get Off The Cross, The Wood Is Needed (0:42) :

15 (track) Wet Nurse Syndrome Hand-Me-Down Display Case (0:35) :

16 (track) This Is Radio Surgery (0:41) :

17 (track) Spitting In The Faces Of Fools As A Source Of Nutrition (0:46) :

18 (track) Sever The Toes (0:54) :

19 (track) Well I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle (1:00) :

20 (track) Moth-Eaten Deer Head (1:13) :

21 (track) Brand New Set Of Teeth (0:38) :

22 (track) How To Build A Pessimistic Lie Detector (0:42) :

23 (track) Nice Tranquil Thumb In Mouth (0:47) :

24 (track) Dog Without A Collar (Run Over Red Rover) (0:30) :

25 (track) Normal Run Of The Muck (Compensation For Conversation) (0:33) :

26 (track) Stucco Obelisks Labeled As Trees (0:46) :

27 (track) Straight From The Horse's Mouth (1:12) :

28 (track) An Extra Piece Of Dead Meat (0:40) :

29 (track) Twenty-Three Full-Time Cowboys (1:06) :

30 (track) Backbones Of Jack Asses (1:25) :

31 (track) Fixed Companionship, Ghost Town Irrationality (0:38) :

32 (track) Skin Graft At Seventy-Five Miles Per Hour (0:43) :

33 (track) High-Maintenance Libido, Bring The Whole Family (0:59) :

34 (track) Halfway To A Worthless Ideal Arrangement (An Interlude To A Discontinued Sarcastic Harmony... Yea Whatever) (0:50) :

35 (track) Kill Roger Hedgecock (0:48) :

36 (track) Hairspray Suppository (0:50) :

37 (track) Cattle Mutilation (0:28) :

38 (track) Prepare To Qualify (0:34) :

39 (track) Pain Reliever (0:30) :

40 (track) Off By A Long Shot (0:43) :

41 (track) Head Hits Concrete (0:29) :

42 (track) Ass Gravity (0:48) :

43 (track) Keep Off The Tracks (0:37) :

44 (track) #99 (1:20) :